GOTCHA!

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Mark pity the fool who doesn’t.

Mortgage lender in Austin, Texas. Where homebuyers find closure. _{PUN INTENDED}

Why did the house go to the doctor? It had window panes.

Why couldn’t Mark close on the Tower of Pisa? There was a lien on it.

Why was the realtor so strong? She flipped houses in her spare time.

Why does Mark love houses with basements? They’re his best cellars.

Didja get Mark's joke about the roof? Maybe it was over your head.

Which Star Wars character would be the best realtor? Land-o Calrissian.

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